superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

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relahvant:

brookeeverdeen:

ohkatnisseverdeen:

frostingpeetaswounds:

remember when miley was randomly in hsm2

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BECAUSE WE VOTED ONLINE FOR WHICH HANNAH MONTANA STAR WE WANTED TO SEE CAMO AND WE ALL VOTED ON DISNEY CHANNEL DOT COM WITH PARENTS PERMISSION

i voted for her without parents permission

stand back

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tears-on-my-suicide-notes:

I will literally never understand why people don’t like brown eyes like

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Jesus that is FIERCE I wanna stare at them until I find the words to describe them.

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Look some are even so dark the pupil is hard to see that is so amazing. 

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And then the light hits them and it’s like BAM suddenly I’m staring at pools of rich whiskey damn

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They look so rich and they emphasise the strong eyebrow game you go brown-eyed humans.

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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justnabingaround:

give me food and I am yours

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northnew:

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life

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